Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Do You have Feelings of inadequancy?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confidentabout yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out ofyour shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to dojust about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and witha regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that preventyou from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you willdiscover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, withWhite Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who arepregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women whowouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss ofmoney, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-nightrounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends overand over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

1 comment:

NBWISAM said...

Gai gai ... dai white wine ma red wine ma sa dat rit ...

Chyam yu ga. Quinton ma dai chyu tsun taw ai re.

:)